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| Turd Wolf cometh |
reeks of teen angst and glitter-sniffers. Yes, I understand that this demographic exits, as if ticket sales for Twilight isn't a big enough offense, but what in the holy hell are they thinking?!Could they seriously not have made this into an original series instead of dragging the Teen Wolf franchise over hot coals before pissing on the ashes? Shot mostly in Atlanta, GA the show's premise apparently focuses on a
newly bitten werewolf, ‘Scott McCall,’ his best friend ‘Stiles,’ the mysterious new girl in town, ‘Allison,’ and Tyler Hoechlin as the older and possibly quite dangerous werewolf, ‘Derek Hale.’ Always an outsider and often unnoticed, Scott McCall yearns to be recognized in some small way that takes him out of his typical state of high school anonymity. When his best friend, Stiles, convinces him to go into the woods one night to join a police search for a dead body, Scott encounters a creature in the darkness.Seriously, this one makes me want to grab a copy of Skinwalkers or even *shudder* Cursed to wash out the bad taste.
I have never been more disgusted by something in all my life. Where are we--what do--I just--AAHHH!!!!!! I'm just damn speechless. I would rather listen to Billy's sister, Agnus, say "You're mmmyy fammilly nnooowww" over and over again. Hell, I might actually get off on it. Someone toss me my copy of Cursed, QUICK!!