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'ALF's Special Christmas' or The Most Depressing Christmas Ever Told



It's ALF!

Ah, Christmas. It's a time for candy canes, fat jolly men dressed in red suits, and... little kids riddled with terminal diseases?! At least, that's the premise for this ho-hum holiday special courtesy of an 80s era AIDS-phobic mentality and ALF's need to consistently remind viewers that he's the kind-hearted Homer Simpson of space aliens.

Ever since I was a kid, there's been this love/hate relationship with ALF in which my memories of the show are always better than the actually quality of them. Granted, what kid wouldn't love an over-sized, smart mouthed space alien from the planet Melmac who likes to eat kittens and cause unwarranted havoc on the poor Tanner family? Honestly though, ALF was kind of a jerk.






Are 'The Walking Dead' Selling Out?


I'm probably going to be lambasted for saying this, but does anyone else feel as though AMC is milking its latest hit series a little too hard? Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed every episode of the series thus far and thought the finale was fantastic, but when was the last time you EVER saw a commercial for a Season 1 pre-sale for show before its finale has concluded?! That's an ad for a product that won't be released until March 8, 2011. March 8, 2011!

I'm sure you've heard by now that the show will make its return for another season, amidst a writer shakeup that sent the internet a buzz last week or so ago.We know the show is a hit with viewers (both horror fans and mainstream audiences), but is it really that necessary to pimp it out quite so hard. Sure, maybe its simply because of the holiday season, but if the Blu-Ray/DVD doesn't even come out until March how great of a gift is a pre-order- really?

What say you, are The Walking Dead selling out?





Lost Signals: Ghostwriter (1992)



"He's a ghost... and he writes to us. Ghostwriter."

Back when the country cared about the decline of literacy in children comes one of my after school past-times, Ghostwriter. It was a series that aired on PBS in the early to mid 90's that presented mysteries in the form of story arcs. It was about a ghost who first makes contact with two Brooklyn kids by the name of Jamal and Lenni in order to protect them from danger. These kids will become known as the Ghostwriter Team and began as a group of four but later added three more members. The ghost can only communicate to the children through manipulating text and shaping his own sentences out of them. Members of the Ghostwriter team wore pens around their necks that they could use to write to Ghostwriter whenever they wanted. They would even use Ghostwriter to send out a message to the entire group at one time.






Lost Signals: R.L. Stine's 'The Haunting Hour'



In the world of horror literature very few authors have captured the youth market quite like R.L. Stine. You might remember Stine's most popular work, Goosebumps, which premiered back in 1992 and has been a ginormous success for publishing house Scholastic. With such a hit on their hands it made sense that the books would be a monster hit for Fox Kids network in the mid-late 1990s. However, when the original series ended in 1998, the magic that Stine created seemed to fade away with it. Luckily, the Hasbro/Discovery co-venture called The HUB has revitalized a series of old cartoons including the launch of a new deliciously dark treat for us entitled R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour based on the author’s wonderfully creepy tween books.

In the two-part pilot episode, which premiered this past October, “Really You” a girl named Lilly (Bailee Madison), an overly indulged tween, is ecstatic when she gets her own life-sized doll named Lilly D. Arriving via limousine alongside a cheeky, corporate schmuck Lilly D. is as realistic as they come. So realistic in fact that it would seem she is an eerie replica of the real Lilly; one look at her sends a chill up your spine.






'Me and My Monsters' offers A Triple Dose of 'My Pet Monster'



Just to reaffirm how much cooler television is across the pond, BBC (more specifically their children division CBBC) has released a trailer for its newest show being co-produced by none other than The Jim Henson Company and Sticky Pictures: Me and My Monsters. A live action series about a family called The Carlsons, Me and My Monsters features "three out of control and hilarious monsters" (Norman, Fiend and Haggis) who have taken residence in their basement.

According to Henson's official press release,
It's a comedy that hinges on the relationship between the young boy in the family and the monsters. It's very visual and it's got that Henson look...
For my money it's got a sort of a My Pet Monster vibe to it combined with Henson's previous sitcom, Aliens in the Family. Having only recently premiered this past October chances are that it will be sometime before the series makes its way to our shores, but you can be sure it'll be one I keep my eye on.


Eddie Carlson with the monsters: Fiend, Haggis and Norman






Lost Signals: Psychoville (2009)



With a bevy of content coming out in the U.S. alone, it's hard to remember that there's a whole world of strange kids out there creating content for mass consumption. Psychoville, for example, is a fun little black comedy from across the pond in England featuring a one half of the sketch-comedy quartet known as The League of Gentlemen (Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton). Having made it's debut last year, the series capped off it's first season with a Halloween special this past October and is scheduled for a second season in 2011.

Unfortunately, footage of the show is hard to come by here in the U.S. (even online), though if The Office or Doctor Who indicate any sort of trend, we might see a remake in the next few years. The show itself follows
five different characters from different parts of England: David Sowerbutts (played by Pemberton) is a serial killer-obsessed man-child who still lives with his mother Maureen (Shearsmith); Mr. Jelly (Shearsmith) is an embittered one-handed children's entertainer; Oscar Lomax (Pemberton), a blind millionaire who collects stuffed toy animals; Joy Aston (French), a midwife who treats a practice doll as if it is her real child; and Robert Greenspan (Tompkins), a panto dwarf in love with his Snow White who believes he has the power of telekinesis.






Lost Signals: Eerie, Indiana (1991)



Population 16,661

As the predecessor to Fox Kid's Goosebumps franchise in the mid to late 90s Eerie, Indiana is a belovedly bizarre tv show that starred Omri Katz (who is perhaps best known to most of us here as Max Dennison from Hocus Pocus). Originally developed in partnership with horror icon Joe Dante, the show merged the conspiracy theories of X-Files with the mundane oddities of a subdued David Lynch.

The show begins with Marshall Teller (Katz), who has recently moved to Eerie and finds himself at odds with this new home. Like many kids, Teller sees the world a little differently than most. Thankfully, he's not alone on his journey through the strange with a colorful cast that includes crazy scientists, zombies, cults devoted to corn and John Astin (Gomez from The Addams Family) as the eccentric Mr. Radford. Also of note is Jason Marsden's performance as Dash X which stands out as one of the best in the series. Interestingly enough Marsden and Katz would team up again during Hocus Pocus, with Marsden providing the voice for Thackery Binx.





Guest Post: The Contraption, Despite All My Rage



"Out of all the men in the world, I ended up marrying a bloody mouse."

Written, produced and directed by James Dearden, this 1977 UK made short film stars Richard O'Brien as The Man and Charlotte Cornwell providing the short's only line of dialogue. The Contraption is one of a handful of horror shorts that would appear as filler for various late night programming on the USA Network back in that wonderful era known as the 80's. I first encountered The Contraption at a pretty young age, an age when I was really falling in love with the horror genre, and seeing something such as this at that time in my youth left quite the memorable impact.

When it comes down to it, much of that impact would have to do with one thing, and that is simply how well made The Contraption is. It's effective in its simplicity and grabs your attention only to lead you down a path to a very dark place. The music as well as the sound design are nothing short of terrifying, and with the intricate sounds so amplified - so exaggerated - it is difficult not to get roped into what this man might be doing. With each intense turn of a screw, with every rip of the hand saw, with every smack of the mallet, there is a certain impact that each of theses individual moments have in what they collectively lead up to.





Lost Signals: Thunder in Paradise (1994)



Danger. Excitement. Adventure. It's just another day in paradise.

Thunder in Paradise is unique in that it somehow blended together aspects of Knight Rider (futuristic hi-tech boat), Miami Vice (headquarters in Florida), A-Team (ex-military mercenaries out to deliver justice) and Baywatch (hot beach babes) into one rather lackluster, yet highly addictive TV series. Though short-lived, Thunder in Paradise did manage to salvage my interest in Hulk Hogan befor being utterly dashed by the abhorrently sterile Santa with Muscles.

Created by the same trip responsible for the ever-popular Baywatch (Michael Berk, Douglas Schwartz, and Gregory J. Bonann), Thunder in Paradise was a vain attempt at taking the 'hot chick factor' of their former series, tossing in some action sequences (explosions et al) and releasing it as an hour-long straight-to-video popcorn flick (see trailer above). Somehow, though, they parlayed this initial release into an entire season (22 episodes) of hour-long action block of stupid cheesy fun.





Lost Signals: Aliens in the Family (1996)



This Full House is full of illegal aliens.

Not to be confused with the BBC-produced TV series of the same name, Aliens in the Family is an easily forgotten, yet still entertaining, 1996 sitcom that first premiered on TGIF before being given the ax by ABC after only two weeks.

Sharing a similar premise to 3rd Rock from the Sun (which premiered only a few months prior on NBC), Aliens in the Family centered around a case of "love by abduction" (Stockholm Syndrome anyone?) an Earth man falls in love with a sexy, alien mom who is also apparently single and they get married. Aside from some alien "gills" on her temples, the mom is pretty ordinary. Her kids on the other hand are all giant egg-headed creatures (designed by Jim Henson Productions) that inexplicably assimilate themselves into society despite their freakishly bulbous heads and blue-tinted skin. Much like the more well known Dinosaurs sitcom (also courtesy of Jim Henson), Aliens in the Family relied on a rather tiresome comedic formula of "strangers in a strange world" for many of its laughs. Go figure.





Lost Signals: Family Matters (1989)



It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.

Those lyrics have never been more poignant since discovering this past weekend that June 8th marks the release of Family Matters Season 1 on DVD! I am so excited in fact that I've decided to create a brand new feature here at the clubhouse dedicated to those short-lived and/or forgotten television series of days gone by: Lost Signals.

So yeah, Family Matters is finally getting its first official DVD release this Tuesday and let me tell you, I was on a total Veoh binge all weekend as a result. The series, which has emerged as a pop culture phenomenon, is an important point in nerd culture as well. Not since Revenge of the Nerds (1984) had there been a syndicated television series that so eloquently put the focus on the stereotypical "strange kid." In addition to that, the show also proved that not all African Americans were super-smooth like Will Smith (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) or hardcore like Wesley Snipes (New Jack City).

A cornerstone of ABC's TGIF prime time programming, Steve Urkel is a nerd for all ages, creeds and color. Whether it be with his very own cereal (Urkel-Os) or a 17" talking doll, Urkel represented the scrawny man's Mr. T. Looking back I do find it a bit odd that for a show called Family Matters Urkel's own mother and father weren't more prevalent. Then again, perhaps that was the point. Besides, regardless of what misguided shenanigans he got himself and The Winslow family caught up in everything always turned out okay. So pull up those rainbow suspenders and get ready for plenty of "Did I do that?" soundbytes.





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