Case File 00367: Gill Merman

There once was a little boy who lived in a puddle,
who appearance was ghastly and never quite subtle.
He always loved to splash the people who walked past,
they called him a freak, a geek and an all around outcast.

Even in water he was never quite clean,
His odor as pungent as expired gasoline.
Since he didn't have legs he never traveled far,
And was eventually run over by a speeding sports car.


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