let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby...

...and have ourselves a snack! Blah! Blah!.... AH! Blasted retainer, what the hell man?! Oh, its you. Hello, Count Schmeck du Fleck here, filling in for your regular blogger who's... stepped out for a bite. So what's on the menu you ask? Oh, you didn't? Well then, I guess we're done here.

... ... ... ... ...

Okay, that's what I thought. As I was saying, today's catered creepling is by reknowned popcorn connoisseur Act II entitled (drum roll please): Popcorn Balls! As strange as it may sound, I've never actually tried one, until now and I must say it was delicious. And its only 100 calories! Wow, what a health conscious halloween treat. We've come a long way kiddo, we've come a long way.


  1. rotting rushton said...:

    dude, your popcorn ball gave me orange diarrhea. but no worries! im making a sculpture out of it. it will be named: El Groucho Orange: The Defecating Colon Worm From Planet EX-LAX

  1. ghostlab08 said...:

    Orange diarrhea, huh? I feel as if I know you on a whole other level now... and it itches.

  1. troy said...:

    Dude, this pissed me the FUCK OFF! This past Halloween I was about to drive to Atlanta, but before I left I stopped at the Airport Thruway Wal-Mart to sate my craving for a fucking popcorn ball. When I went on, not only were they not selling Halloween candy...BUT THE GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS TREE WAS UP!!!!!!!!! Halloween NIGHT man!?

  1. manbehindthemask said...:

    that's the american way bro.

    it's Santa, economic bailouts and then God.

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